Oh, Discordia

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Se isso fez algum sentido pra você, parabéns, você é mais inteligente do que eu.

Mar 7

Discordianism is (not) a religion

And now, obscure pseudo-theology because I feel like it.

  1. Discordianism is not a religion but a vaccine.
  2. Discordianism is not a religion but a flower.
  3. Discordianism is not a religion but the religion.
  4. Discordianism is not a religion okay maybe it is.
  5. Discordianism is not a religion butt.
  6. Discordianism: I can’t believe it’s not religion!
  7. Discordianism is not a religion but it will do.
  8. Discordianism is not a religion but you’ll never prove it.
  9. Discordianism is not a religion but neither is Christianity.
  10. Discordianism is not a religion but you will still worship our Goddess in the end, I swear you will. Ha ha ha!
  11. Discordianism is not a religion but don’t worry, be happy.

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Feb 11

A Sermon on Ethics and Love

        One day Mal-2 asked the messenger spirit Saint Gulik to approach the Goddess and request Her presence for some desperate advice. Shortly afterwards the radio came on by itself, and an ethereal female Voice said YES?

        “O! Eris! Blessed Mother of Man! Queen of Chaos! Daughter of Discord! Concubine of Confusion! O! Exquisite Lady, I beseech You to lift a heavy burden from my heart!”

        WHAT BOTHERS YOU, MAL? YOU DON’T SOUND WELL.

        “I am filled with fear and tormented with terrible visions of pain. Everywhere people are hurting one another, the planet is rampant with injustices, whole societies plunder groups of their own people, mothers imprison sons, children perish while brothers war. O, woe.”

        WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH THAT, IF IT IS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO?

        “But nobody wants it! Everybody hates it.”

        OH. WELL, THEN STOP.

        At which moment She turned herself into an aspirin commercial and left The Polyfather stranded alone with his species.

Posted at 3:50 PM 3 notes

Dec 8

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Posted at 8:07 PM 30 notes
Source: ask-the-goddess-of-discord

Nov 4
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Jul 6

The (T)rue story of the Trojan War and how come we must eat hotdogs on fridays.
Posted at 7:42 AM

Jul 5

Grupo Sonoro de Reparos Herméticos Hey-Yo-Ho-Ho - Espada de Ovo

ReSounding Group of Hermetic Repairs Hey-Yo-Ho-Ho - Egg Sword

Composta por JM Trevisan.
Posted at 3:49 PM

sobre realidade com R maiúsculo

  • 21: 51 me: é simples a realidade com R maiúsculo não pode ser entendida por nós
  • nesse momento
  • então
  • por isso
  • eu acredito em tudo que tem na realidade
  • imaginado ou não
  • porque é possível
  • mesmo que eu não tenho como provar
  • porque eu mesmo não tenho ferramentas pra isso
  • simples
Posted at 8:00 AM

Jul 4

Eris Contemplates for 3125 Years (The Brazilian Letter)

This one helped me found my own cabal inside the Erisian Movement. We are the Lower and Humble Whorehouse of Mother Eris (BJs are R$5 apiece)

Posted at 4:01 PM 1 note

“Of course I’m crazy, but that doesn’t mean I’m wrong. I’m mad but not ill” Werewolf Bridge, Robert Anton Wilson
Posted at 7:47 AM

Jul 3
ARE YE A HUMAN BEING AND NOT A CABBAGE OR SOMETHING?       The Initiate answers YES.- from = The POEE Baptismal Rite =PS: I myself am not one of POEE, having my own sect inside the Erisian Movement (which is certainly sexy), but this is absolutely relevant. Like an elephant.

ARE YE A HUMAN BEING AND NOT A CABBAGE OR SOMETHING?       The Initiate answers YES.
- from = The POEE Baptismal Rite =


PS: I myself am not one of POEE, having my own sect inside the Erisian Movement (which is certainly sexy), but this is absolutely relevant. Like an elephant.
Posted at 3:54 PM

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